OFFICIALLY MARRIED

I hate to be the bearer of BAD NEWS so I have some GOOD NEWS for you. You are marriage material and you are the man or woman of someone's dreams! Hi, my name is Minister Shamekia Collum, Ordained Minister. I'm your wedding officiant and I cannot wait to marry you. I'm extremely easy to work with. I'm punctual and I take the institution of marriage very seriously. I feel like I will do an excellent job helping you and your significant other exchange vows on your very special day, because I have morals and standards that have been instilled in me from the time I was a child. I don't believe that pre-marital sex is moral, therefore, getting you married right away is extremely URGENT. I have a motto that I live by, "If you're not ready for marriage, you're not ready for sex." I stand FIRMLY by these words. I HONOR the HOLY MATRIMONY of marriage and I HONOR all grooms and brides to be.